bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via illegalmath)

15.Aug.14 5 days ago
15.Aug.14 5 days ago
15.Aug.14 5 days ago

condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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(via visit-me-here-in-wonderland)

15.Aug.14 5 days ago
12.Aug.14 1 week ago

spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: zojjaboy, via temperedghosts)

08.Aug.14 1 week ago
08.Aug.14 1 week ago

thewriterwhoisalone:

cakeywakeyc:

wankingmax:

lunarphoenix:

zhongyoxong:

pirateshoyru:

everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

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HOLY FUCK

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holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

Yoink

OMG IT WORKED GAHHHH LOL

(via hereinyourarms33)

08.Aug.14 1 week ago
08.Aug.14 1 week ago
  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
08.Aug.14 1 week ago