raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole
WOWwWw, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL KNEE TO THE HEAD BY NEUER
plot twist brazil runs on the field, goes “FUCK IT THIS IS OUR COUNTRY,” scores ten goals on both teams and rides off with the world cup into the sunset
It’s not Messi’s fault. A lot of pressure on one guy. He did an amazing job and still stands as the best player in the world. So everyone shut up.
As a consolation prize for losing Argentina gets a free hour in the ball pit.
Ref: Lol no offsides
Higuain: I came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now